Here is a list of acceptable usage scenarios:

1. You are driving while on the phone.
2. There is no fucking #2.

In 1998 it was cool to have a cell phone. In 2005 it was semi cool (debatable) to be able to talk on said phone “hands free”. It is 2011, neither are considered a status symbol.

Side note, no offense to my friends in the African-American community – you are hands down the worst offenders. I know, I know, it is shiny and sometimes it flashes but you look like a tool.


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